Posted on: April 4th, 2010 Resident Evil: Afterlife TRAILER


I haven’t seen a Resident Evil film since Apocalypse took a huge steaming dump between my eyelids, and I certainly don’t intend on seeing any more of them even if they are filmed using “THE JAMES CAMERON/VINCENT PACE FUSION CAMERA SYSTEM” that the trailer for Resident Evil: Afterlife unabashedly gloats below.

While the trailer begs more questions than any Resident Evil film could answer – for example, “how are these movies still being made?”, “who gives a shit?” and “what gives you the right?” – I understand there may be a fraction of you that have interest in this franchise. With that, I’ve embedded the trailer for the film below. It’s about as subtle as diarrhea.

I wonder how many other shitty franchises 3D can keep on life support.


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