Michael Bay Confirms Transformers 3 For 2011
Head on over to MichaelBay.com, the official blog of Michael Bay, and check it for yourselves – the man has confirmed that Transformers 3: Turd Fergatron will hit screens on July 1, 2011. Is anyone really surprised? The first two Transformers films have made a combined gross of over $30,00 Gabjillion dollars (US).
Straight from the horse-face’s mouth, here’s what Master Explosivo has to say:
“Today is Day One. This morning started with an ILM meeting for five hours in San Francisco. Currently I’m flying with writer Ehren Kruger to Rhode Island to talk to Hasbro about new characters”
Awesome! Ehren Kruger is returning! That’s sarcasm. I still stand by Kruger being the main driving force behind the atrocious writing in Transformers II. And new characters? Cool! Maybe we can get a Chinese stereotype transformer robot, or a Latino stereotype transformer robot! Maybe… just maybe… we’ll get a Jewish transformer this time! Eat! Eat! You’re too thin! Why don’t you find a nice goil ta marry?! Transform. Roll out. Open artery.
Lord knows there aren’t enough existing and established transformers characters you could bring in (Hot Rod, Ultra Magnus, Skywarp just to name a few).
But that’s not all, and this part I actually liked. Michael bay left a postscript in his blog-post addressing Megan Fox, who had bashed her experiences working with Bay on the films.
“P.S. Megan Fox, welcome back. I promise no alien robots will harm you in any way during the production of this motion picture. Please consult your Physician when working under my direction because some side effects can occur, such as mild dizziness, intense nausea, suicidal tendencies, depression, minor chest hair growth, random internal hemorrhaging and inability to sleep. As some directors may be hazardous to your health, please consult your Doctor to determine if this is right for you.”
Pussy cat hiss hiss rowr. So what say you, yay for Transformers 3 or nay?
P.S. Megan Fox and Michael Bay, we all know your back-and-forth media slam-dance is fake. Cut the bullshit and stop wasting the internet’s time. You’re both as subtle as a barbed-wire loofah. And also, Megan, you’re not that hot. You’re a mediocre porn-star at best. It’s not a point of pride, the calibre of men that you attract.
2 Comments
Let someone who gives a damn about Transformers write the script. I’ve never felt such a strong desire to express my opinion directly to a writer or director.
I personally have no ill toward Bay, he has kept me entertained thus far, however, my main point of annoyance wit the Transformers films has been the consent focus on Sam Wittwicky and less on the actaul Transformers themselves. I understand CGI is expensive, so rather then make CGI crapefest, use all that money spent on such spectacle and just do a straight up computer animated flick, and give what most hardcore Transformers fans want, more Transformers and their various back stories and less of the Megan Fox goo goo fest and Shia Labouf running around like he is the future Tom Cruise.
I really am with you Ian, hand over the reins to people that actually give a shit. Along with Spider Man, i belive this is another series that requires some new blood, but thats just one lone bloggers opinion.