Posted on: September 13th, 2009 Collector’s Edge – Why robots win in the end.

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Short Bus Halo

Just because you can doesn't mean you should....

Just because you can doesn't mean you should....

Now I do not want you to think I dislike Halo. I actually have fun with the game. But this is one of those games that really is just whored out. Period. And yeah, it sells. It’s Halo people. But look at these things called Odd Balls. WTF were they thinking? Maybe this is for the ladies, you know, a Master chief ‘toy’. That’s really all I can think of to say for these. I mean, this is almost as bad as last weeks Darth Vader Unmasked bank.

Kicking Ass And Taking Names Robots

0001100 = I'm gonna kick your ass into next week.

0001100 = I'm gonna kick your ass into next week.

Now here is something that the odd shape of ‘happy toy’ Master Chief seems to fit. I have no idea where these came from, if it is based off the World War Robot comic I haven’t read or if it is something entirely new. All I know is that for something so simple, the listtle guys show a lot of emotion. Sadness mostly, but looking at them makes me want them and I do not know why. Anyone know the story behind these? I’d really like to know.

Slayers Return

Just plain awesome

Just plain awesome

Yes I am a Buffy fan. The show was well done over all, and Sarah Michelle Gellar was hot in her day. I’ve seen ‘toon’ versions of statues before, and though I like the Star Wars ones, I never really liked the other ones. But this line may have me thinking twice simply cause it’s Buffy. I am waiting to see what they do for the rest of the line. There is a Dark Willow out there, but I wan’t a Scott, or an Angel. Or even better – Spike. Yeah.

Epic Coolness

Could anyone else in the universe be strong enough to do this?

Could anyone else in the universe be strong enough to do this?

This image speaks for itself.

Forget The Train

Now with better time travel mileage!

Now with better time travel mileage!

Rock on EntertainmentEarth.com. You have given us the best replica of one of the coolest cars ever created! This is one hell of a sweet ass toy!! It makes me want to go back to the furutre and have all sorts of hijinks the way Marty did, only I feel that if I did it I’d like step on a butterfly or something and ruin the future and have to come home to a world ruled by insectoid creatures and everyone would look to me to be their savior but I would never guess to go back and stop myself from stepping on the butterfly to begin with so I’d just be stoned to death. Now time traveling just doesn’s sound so fun to me anymore. :( (/p)
Drive Drive Drive

Now GI Joe has some competition...

Now GI Joe has some competition...

So this is a Halo licensed toy done right. It makes sense, but only if it drives as horribly as it does in the game. Wouldn’t that be fun? Yeah, I see kids lining up to try it out just to get pissed off that it drives so wonky. I wouldn’t care. I’d still find some way to get all the other Halo toys in the car and drive it off a cliff just for fun killing them all. Yep, that’s me in the game. I honk the horn to get everyone in and I find unique ways to kill us. The time I drove right into the rocket was awesome.

Gavin’s Most Wanted

Bad Girls Rule.

Bad Girls Rule.

As much as I loved Buffy, Faith really did it for me in the series. I love this statue. I must have it. Yes, I must have it…..

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