Posted on: June 22nd, 2009 New ‘Halloween 2′ Trailer Bores Even More

I know it may seem that I’m being overly hard on Halloween 2, or H2 or whatever the hell it’s called, since my incredibly scathing review of Rob Zombie’s first film re-imagining the horror icon. But I’m really not. That film was terrible in every sense of the word, and the original trailer for the sequel proved that even crap can take a dump.

Well, take a look at the new trailer for Rob Zombie’s Halloween 2. This further pushes the fact that Rob Zombie has no sense of subtlety nor does he understand the idea, tone or fucking purpose of Michael Meyers. Watch as Michael Meyers rolls a car down a hill! Tremble as Rob Zombie fast-cuts with screaming demon faces!

Also, there’s a new poster below – who comes up with these taglines? And why is Michael Meyers in Honey, I Shrunk the Kids? Look at that grass…

Ugh.

Rob Zombie’s Halloween 2 starts playing on August 28, 2009.

One Response to “New ‘Halloween 2′ Trailer Bores Even More”

1. Jon Stephens Says:
   June 22nd, 2009 at 1:08 pm

   Even crap can take a dump. Classic.

   It is a shame what has happened to an iconic horror character.

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